Happy Birthday

You were home alone on your bithday watching netflix, curled up on the couch with a tub of popcorn. You were originally going to hang out with Natasha but she had to bail since Fury called her up about a mission on short notice. So there you were, getting ready to call it a night when there came a knocking on your door.

You opened the door and found Steve in a blue polo and navy blue shorts with a matching messenger bag.

"What the hell?" You uttered wide eyed and completely dumbfounded.

Steve looked away with an obvious tint in his cheeks and muttered, "Im here to deliver a large package that'll blow you away".

"What?" You asked, an unsure feeling dwelld within.

"It's from a mr. Hugh Rod"

You stared at Steve in disbelief as your cheeks started to heat up. What the hell is going on?!

"Uh steve, what the hell are you doing?" You slowly reached for the door handle as you asked him.

"Well if you'll let me in-" before he had the chance to finished you slammed the door.

"Steve your not well! Don't worry I'll call a doctor just stay there and don't speak to anyone, got it!" You shouted through the door.

You ran to the couch and rang up Bruce while steve cried and banged against your door.

"I'm so sorry, mam! I didn't mean to make you feel uncomfortable! I was just saying what I was told to!"

You were directed to voice mail and hung up when you heard that last sentence. You pressed your ear against the door once steve stopped banging on it.

"Told to?"

"Yes, mam. If you'll open up I'll explain everything"

"You won't jump me if I open the door?"

"Uh sure? I won't touch you either, don't worry"

You reluctantly opened the door only to find Thor in a plummers uniform leaning against the doorway. You slammed the door before it was fully open.

"(Y/N) i had no idea about this I swear!" Steve cried.

"Please open, (Y/N). I have come to service your needs!"

Your face was bright red as you leaned against the door. This is some sort of dream right? No way both Thor and Steve are dressed as a plummer and mailman with mouths full of such sexual implications. Some sort of prank? Yes that's it! This has his name written all over it!

"We were called about a noise complaint" a voice from your apartment complex hallway said. Speak of the devil.

"Tony you bastard!" You cried as you slammed open the door.

Tony and Clint stood there in matching police officer uniforms. Tony smirked at the sight of your flushed face.

"Can't handle the heat?" He asked casually.

"Imma get you back for this"

"Is that a threat? I'm going to have to frisk you and take you down to the station" Clint said as he moved in on you.

"Hell no!" You slammed the door just in time.

"Hey open up!" Tony shouted, "It wasn't even me!".

"Oh yeah right"

"Did someone call a doctor?"

It took a great deal of strength but you managed to push everyone against the door to open it and ran into bruces arms.

"Thank god Bruce I was so-"

You look from his bare chest to his face and back and ran back inside.

"You traitor!" You cried.

You were on the floor, hiding your flaming hot face in your hands. The image of a topless Bruce in scrub pants and stethoscope was burned into your head.

This is incredibly unfair!

They all began banging against your door when your neighbors all peeked into the hallway and giving them wide eyed stares. You would have let them in if Tony hadnt began "begging for entrance". You knew what he was implying due to being able to hear the smile on his face, from so much time spent with him.

In the midst of all this chaos you saw you had a missed call from Nat and wanted to waste some time before you let the boys in.

"I'm sorry" they whined as you rolled your eyes

'Hello?'

'Hey Nat, what's up?'

'Sorry I had to bail on your birthday.'

'No prob, work can be pretty demanding'

'Did you like my birthday present I sent you?'

'Present?'

"Happy birthday, (Y/N)!~" the boys chimed in unison from the hallway.

'You bitch'